couch machine

The term used for an old couch that one has attached wheels to and uses for transportation and/or racing.
couch machine's are not common, however the few groups of people producing them are extremely compettitive and are very serious about the "sport"

Guy1: Hey man guess what me an rob are doing this weekend.
Guy2: what?
Guy1: Meeting Jusitn and Cody at the hill with the couch machine we built yesterday...gonna be sickk

couch machine by it-was-our-idea-first October 20, 2009

Lemonade Machine 

A vagina.

Mark: She has such sweet juice coming out of her lemonade machine. I had to kill her so no one else could enjoy it.
Todd: Been there done that, so much savory juice.

Lemonade Machine by James Thundurfuk April 10, 2011

liking machine 

guy or girl that has different crushes everytime you talk to them.

"Does Sarah still like Josh?" " No, now she likes Mark. That girl is a liking machine. vroom vroom

liking machine by nippdog May 27, 2011

Hit Machine 

India's most loved superstar Akshay Kumar is known as Hit Machine .

He guarantee Kumar also.

I am here for hit machine.

Hit Machine by Gareeb Indian 4.0 August 6, 2019

Cream machine 

Hunter

Hunter is a cream machine

Cream machine by Big boy fishy February 28, 2020

The Yellow Clean Machine 

After taking a huge dump in which there are a boatload of streak marks remaining, and a regular bowl and brush set just won't cut it. One let's out a piss stream that will eventually kill the residue off. Think of it as a pressure washer coming out of your urethra.

If, indeed, this does not relieve the toilet of the excrement, then you've got yourself a real problem.

Kevin: Hey man, how did you get those horrible streak marks out of that toilet last night??

Grinnel: It was tough, but I had to use the Yellow Clean Machine.

The Yellow Clean Machine by Grinnel March 5, 2008

The Candy Machine 

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

The Candy Machine by rangle frangle September 12, 2009