loseriod 

An insult derived from the term "loser metroid" used by people with a dislike towards the game "super metroid". Shortened to loseriod, so to take on the same form as "freakazoid" and to be used as an insult for any stupid / retarded person.

Wtf is wrong with you, you stupid loseriod.
hahahahah omfg wat a fuckin loseriod

loseriod by Shane Dobson May 15, 2008

Losername 

A Username that is really really dorky, gay, or utterly faggoty.
Used mostly in Online games.

For example:
naruto_uzimaki7
darkdragon666
football2008
dark_leaf_ninja69
emo_sk8er_boy
etc....

naruto_uzimaki7: hey guys

Other kid: Shut up you have a Losername

Losername by Bradford J Soriano December 21, 2008

lasering the target 

When your wingman keeps wingmanning beyond the call of duty because you haven't sealed the deal.

Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."

Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."

Target: "Tell me more."

Next morning -

You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."

lasering the target by Shotgun Hobo August 17, 2012

Loserpool 

A football club that never wins anything. Legend has it that they used to be called the Liverpool Foosball Club or something along those lines.

Dude1: Liverpool Fc is the greatest club in the history of not just Earth, but also Mars! They won the galactic Champions league a billion times in the 80s! YNWA!! NEXT YEAR WILL BE OUR YEAR!!
Dude2: Shut the fuck up you Loserpool fan. You'll never win anything.

Loserpool by Chooeysooares August 10, 2017

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

Loserfish

Loser or nerd in an upbeat, friendly fashion. An amicable term commonly used among friends to describe a person who undertakes an act of lameness.

1) Josh: The levels of dihydrogen monoxide in our drinking water have recently reached alarming levels.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

2) Noah: Hey Josh, its Friday night, do you want to come out with me and paint the town red along with some chicks we shall meet at the bar?

Josh: Nah, I don't feel like, I think I'll just stay home and read my new Encyclopedia of Nietzsche.

Noah: Oh Josh, you're such a loserfish (endearing tone).

Loserfish by (Jared), Josh, Noah and Sarah January 28, 2008

Occam's laser 

The most awesome explanation is usually the correct one.

Teacher: Class, what is the most common isotope in the atmosphere?

Student: Well actually Miss, Occam's Laser proves that there are billions of subatomic elves that make everything work, so all chemistry is wrong and your question is invalid.

Occam's laser by HoboBullFrog May 4, 2011