lemons

definition #1: very annoying little boys that kill you with their extra extra annoyingness that no one likes because they're annoying.

definiton #2: a fruit used to make lemon juice

definition #3: a very perverted word used for private body parts

definition #4: a word that can be used whenever, wherever, and can be made to apply, or NOT apply, to ANYTHING.

#1: Hm, let's kill lemons.

#2: Lemons are yellow and sour but it at the same time NOT pee.

#3: I kicked him in the lemons!!

#4: Q: Pink or Blue? --- Respond with: LEMONS.

by yoplait February 19, 2005

Lemony Snicket

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry

I bet Russel Crowe has some huge lemony snickets

by kickstanddick November 29, 2004

lemon squeazer

prison slang for someone who jerks off constantly

OJ Simpson is a lemon squeazer

by portugee February 13, 2008

lemon

If a person is a lemon it means they ar ea lesbian

My sister is a lemon she kisses her best mate

by 2 girls February 11, 2003

lemon tuna mouth

When you have sex with someone's mouth, put some tuna in there to get it to smell like a proper pussy and squirt in a bit of lemon to get them to pucker up nice and tight.

Pegwole is one sweet lemon tuna mouth, that he is.

by danns March 3, 2010

lemon meringue pie

During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.

That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.

by Rudy Flyer September 30, 2007

Lemon Face

The face made when you are pissed to the point where you look like you just sucked a lemon dry.

The act of scrunching your face to the point where it is so ugly that your body counter acts it with pain.

Me: aye, you better chill out.
You: Why?,

Me: Bruh, that dude got a lemon face! He ain't playin.
You: Oh, shit RUN!!

#2.
Me: DAMN! whats that smell?!?!
you: SHIT!!! LEMON FACE!!

by Mickey McSlop February 27, 2010