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John Walters

The United States "Drug Czar" since December 7, 2001. He makes giant douche bags look cool. Known for the most idiotic quotes in the history of the world part one. Avid marijuana hater, calls marijuana growers, "violent criminal terrorists." Fat white man with gray hair and generally looks like a republican's wet dream. The kind of guy who would remind the teacher that she forgot to give a quiz today.
John Walters: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants"
John Walters:"People who farm now are not doing this for laughs, despite the fact Hollywood still thinks that. They're doing it to make a lot of money."
John Walters(assumed):"Reefer Madness is the most accurate and up to date film on the effects and aftermath of the consumption of marijuana and the smoking of marijuana cigarettes, reefers."
by John Walters Sucks My Balls October 3, 2008
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John Bob

John Bob is a rather childish word to describe ones penis cock knob dick wully bellend wang bob
For example a mother would say to her young son who is sitting watching family time TV and playing with his extra bits (innocently) 'Berty ! leave your John Bob alone!'
by Shirlzknight January 20, 2015
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John Lennon

An extremely talented artist. Symbol of a new era. He was very enlightened, without doubt, but made several serious mistakes during his career. Paul McCartney always kept trying to shadow him, but all his efforts were in vain; John Lennon was just too big (not in the literal sense of the word, he was actually very skinny).

Lennon was killed by Mark David Chapman, a mentally ill man. Even though this man killed one of the greatest figures of all times, he had a great taste in literature; he loved The Catcher in the Rye which is one of the greatest books of all time written by one of the best authors of all time, J. D. Sallinger.

May John Lennon rest in peace.
I recommend buying any "Best of John Lennon" album. He's seriously great. Anyone who says the contrary is a motherfucking jealous n00b and should be automatically killed.
by fromnh February 24, 2010
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John and Yoko Day

John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!
Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!
by Babycakes76 April 16, 2009
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John

An extremely lovable handsome man. John’s are always PACKING and are always ready to slay babes with his magnificent sword. Never let a John go!
I can’t wait to be slayed by John’s sword!
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Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010
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