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John Lennon

An extremely talented artist. Symbol of a new era. He was very enlightened, without doubt, but made several serious mistakes during his career. Paul McCartney always kept trying to shadow him, but all his efforts were in vain; John Lennon was just too big (not in the literal sense of the word, he was actually very skinny).

Lennon was killed by Mark David Chapman, a mentally ill man. Even though this man killed one of the greatest figures of all times, he had a great taste in literature; he loved The Catcher in the Rye which is one of the greatest books of all time written by one of the best authors of all time, J. D. Sallinger.

May John Lennon rest in peace.
I recommend buying any "Best of John Lennon" album. He's seriously great. Anyone who says the contrary is a motherfucking jealous n00b and should be automatically killed.
by fromnh February 24, 2010
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John and Yoko Day

John Lennon and Yoko Ono spent their week-long honeymoon in bed in room 902 of the Amsterdam Hilton, the first of their "bed-in" protests against the Vietnam war, now a days having a 'John and Yoko' day is just a brilliant excuse to spend the day in bed with someone, all under the guise of a socially conscious protest!
Woman: I won't be able to make it into work today....
Boss: Why not??
Woman: My boyfriend and I are having a John and Yoko day, it is very important to the future of world peace!
by Babycakes76 April 16, 2009
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John

An extremely lovable handsome man. John’s are always PACKING and are always ready to slay babes with his magnificent sword. Never let a John go!
I can’t wait to be slayed by John’s sword!
by Somekid628 April 9, 2021
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Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010
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John Kerry

the man who should be running our country right now! he is intelligent, courageous, and compasionate. he fights for whats right and for the people.
How the frick did Bushy get re-elected!?
by DQIT and WIAAN February 11, 2007
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John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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BIG JOHN

one big s.o.b.
He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.
Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...
by crizzle September 2, 2004
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