1.Ruining something new;spoiling someone's fun
2.Making something good look bad
Part of speech: verb
Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake
Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
2.Making something good look bad
Part of speech: verb
Other forms:to jizz on the cake,jizzed on the cake
Possessive: jizzing on my/her/his/their cake
Pete:"check out my sweet new ride"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
John:"ehh it has some little scratch marks over here"
Pete:"ok so its used"
John" and these rims arent that nice"
Pete:"Stop jizzing on the cake!!!"
by Magicoa October 24, 2009
Get the Jizzing on the cakemug. by Tyler Shmow December 24, 2007
Get the jizz fingersmug. A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.
Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!
Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 19, 2010
Get the Jizz Balloonsmug. Gathering around 10-15 gay men, having them all jizz into a cup, then transfer the jizz to a balloon, tie it up, and yell BOMBS AWAY! And throw the jizz filled balloon at your unsuspecting victim.
Absul was being a little bitch so we got the men's locker room to make us a nice homemade Jizz Grenade to get him back.
by FapCommander October 13, 2009
Get the Jizz Grenademug. by Mgcomedy November 13, 2019
Get the Jizz kneesmug. 1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
Get the jizzed upmug. 1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
by That one kid February 13, 2003
Get the jizz ragmug.