Jesus finish 

When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.

Give her the Jesus finish. But wait until after midnight so it can be Sunday.

Jesus finish by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

Jesus is King

What Christians and any cool person says

Jesus is King

Hai

Jesus is King by Christian but gay July 7, 2021

jesus joggers 

sandals, usualy flip flops.

ur rockin the jesus joggers?

jesus joggers by Bigj February 23, 2005

Jesus Krispies

Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.

We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.

Jesus Krispies by Josh February 28, 2004

jesus button 

The clitoris of a very religious woman, typically of the "Bible-thumping" variety.

Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."

Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"

jesus button by Nicholas W June 29, 2007

Jesus Camp 

A fun place to abandon your kids for the summer. Activities include: Religious and political brainwashing, Idol worship (mainly cardboard cut-outs of George W. Bush), crying, and mumbling incoherently.

*Warning: If your child suffers from Epilepsy, his seizures may be mistaken for being "possessed by the Holy Ghost."

My child's mind and body was molested at Jesus Camp.

Jesus Camp by insertname April 27, 2007

Jesus was Palestinian 

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

Jesus was Palestinian by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022