Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.

"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."

by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022

(The) Jason Jody

A ritual highly known amongst the north eastern part of the U.S.A. In which one indulges in a series of various ways to "Get Fucked Up"

An official Jason Jody consists of :
1- 1 shot J.D.
2- 2 Beers one shotgunned and 1 funneled.

3- 3 shots of 3 different vodkas
4- 4 puffs on a fat joint
5- 5 mikes hard lemonades chugged
6- 6 tabs of any grade acid you can get your hands on.
7- 7 grams of mushrooms orally consumed
8 -8 cigs to have while your trip takes effects
9 -9 huge bong hits
10-10 1 more bong hit, instead of weed one fattely packed bowl of 80x saliva.

Damn, jay completed the (The) Jason Jody last night!!!

by J-Avez February 22, 2011

Harry Jason

Jason Harry got detention for screaming HARRY ASSCHEEKS in the hallway

Someone who runs around screaming Jason Harry

I got detention for pulling a Harry Jason

by HARRY WALNUT November 15, 2018

Alfio Jason

Stupid, although is loyal to stupid people like themselves.

Alfio Jason is loyal to me when I’m doing something stupid.

by Pejdndi May 21, 2019

Uncle Jason

Uncle Jason is what happens when you’re molested, or raped, by your babysitter, like by an uncle or close family member.

The boys look rather withdrawn today, they’ve been acting rather odd since we had Uncle Jason babysit for us

by Professor Switzleheimer December 22, 2021

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

lora 4 jason

my girlfriend lora is amazing she is by far the best girl in the world and if she find this definition i like to say i love u very much lolXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxx

u are so a lora i love u

by jason January 27, 2005