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Jacob

A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics but is a kind hearted man and has a sense of humour and will always make sure your ok
Jacob: hey
Some girl: hey I’m a little down

Jacob: tickles her
by Shortbean November 22, 2018
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Jacob

1.) A person whom is uncapable of being able to learn; incoherent, and or unable to follow simple procedures if asked for.

2.) A person who has a mental deficiency (IQ deficiency, mental retardation etc.) and or has little common sense, which causes questionable decisions and statements to be made.

(made by my friend, his discord: Yumiko Imagawa#5650, i had permission to upload this)
Example: Jacob: “How was I supposed to know that?”

Example: Jacob: “Shut the fuck up poor ass, P O R R.”
by MyLittleDinosaur December 29, 2018
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Jacob

A dumbass who always farts, plays fortnite, and rapes his sister
“Damnit! Jacob get your ass in here get off that damn game!” “WAIT MOM I’m RAPING MY SISTER!!!”
by Jdndhdkns79 September 9, 2019
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Jacob

He is the best friend for any girl. He will protect you at any cost. He will always have the best jokes to make you laugh on a bad day. If you get mad at him and at his real friend he will come right back and never let you go.

You will most likely fall in love with him. Don’t be scared to tell him. Most girls do
Macinze, man Jacob and Tracy are so cute together. I wish he was my boyfriend.

Lucy, I know, I would love to have him but Tracy isn’t right for him I know it.

Macinze, ohhhh someone jelly.
by Bob the 9th December 3, 2019
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Jacob

A bad wanker who horny and loves Oliver
A wild jacob
by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020
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Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for
Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed
by aisurruu May 23, 2021
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jacob collier

the most remarkable man on earth. he is caring, attentive, talented, and so supportive. he will make you feel like the only person on earth anytime you talk to him. he is too nice to his haters. i am always ready to fight people on his behalf. he is so humble. he writes the sweetest love songs on earth and makes whoever he loves feel so special. his music theory skills never fail to blow me away. his brain is like mine, but different. he makes me feel seen. he will make you feel so cared for, i cannot explain. he may not always be available, but when you do get to spend time together, he’ll make you forget about any time apart. he is my end game.
i am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with jacob collier, he gives me the love i’ve always deserved to have reciprocated.
by thesunisinmyeyes November 23, 2021
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