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Waldo In The Cut

A "Waldo In The Cut" (male) or "Wanda In The Cut" (female) is a person who befriends someone in a romantic relationship as well as thier romantic partner, and then waits patiently in the "friend zone" (decades even) until they can execute thier own romantic agenda in the target. They may even take the target on "friend dates".

Some believe this style of passive micro dating originated from women. There is no clear origin.
Girl: Didn't Jhene Aiko have a man when she started seeing Big Sean?

Guy: Nah, he just took her to catch a basketball game just as friends. They weren't dating.

Girl: And now they ARE dating and dropping albums together. Big Sean was really Waldo In The Cut.

Guy: Nah no way, they love each other. Hey, do you want to go see Black Panther tonight?

Girl: Nah that's ok, I was gonna see it with Donny...

Guy: Of course. Let's go see Thor Ragnarok at the dollar show instead. Save some money. Donny is cool, I like him.

Girl: I haven't seen that either, I guess that's ok then. Let me grab my jacket...

Guy: Already grabbed it for you.
by King Heracy April 15, 2018
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Cut the Box

My wife's going to the hospital to have a baby tomorrow they're going to have to cut the Box
by Handwerker June 18, 2019
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cut liffs

cut liffs are the sleeve of a striped t-shirt worn by jerm bot. he created this term on 8/18/19. he later became known as a genius and identified as a e-boy. if you are not subscribed to jerm bot on youtube pls proceed to do so.
ppl in art school:the cuffs of a shirt are really important.
jerm bot: the cut liffs are so aesthetic periodt.*HiTs ThE WoAh*
by madi_13 August 18, 2019
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Baravian cut

When you fly across 6 lanes of traffic Inbetween semi trucks with 5 feet of clearance speeding through traffic
Holy fuck boys that was the baravian cut!
by Toxic Tom October 15, 2019
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Coffee Cut

Being really specific about how you want your hair cut. Like ordering Coffee.
She was getting a Coffee Cut at the stylist.
by ragingcolt1029 September 19, 2017
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cut the toot

It's when you are walking around then you toot and so you have to chop it with your hand so the smell dosent follow you
"You gotta cut the toot man!"
by Jieisisiis April 6, 2017
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cutting the wood

term used when you jerk off to much and your dick falls off
Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.
by Huntoar April 21, 2017
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