'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!

this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

you can't get there from here

A situation where streets have been subject to so much traffic calming modification (eg fences, traffic lights, one way streets) that it is impossible to get to the place you want, even though you can see it clearly.

Tourist: "I want to go to that shop but there's nowhere to cross the street."
Local: "You can't get there from here. You have to go back the way you came to the traffic lights, cross over to the other side of the street, walk back this way, go past here, then three blocks down there's a pedestrian crossing, cross back to this side, and head back down this way."
Tourist: "That's ridiculous!"
Local: "Yeah, but what can you do?"

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 15, 2013

Idk I just work here

Slang. It’s what you say if you don’t want to work when you’re at your job.

Hey. Excuse me. Hi can I help you? Yes I’m looking for aisle 8. Idk I just work here.

by B-rizzle February 4, 2019

Here We Go Boys

a chant at a rager, but mostly a sign that a group of guys have been drinking quite a bit.

you'll here it loud and proud, and if you try and keep it quiet it just gets louder.

"HERE WE GO BOYS, HERE WE GO BOYS, HERE WE GO BOYS!"

by itsmebitches... August 8, 2009

Herber

A big person who has anger issues and is obsessed with zombies!!!!!!!!!

Herber stop talking about zombies damnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

by Williambear the millionair February 25, 2011

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.

by Ricky Adventure October 14, 2021

herbert

A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.

I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.

by SkullWolf August 13, 2006