Hawkings

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

Hawk

a douchebag.

this hawk is annoying.

by birdsbad March 13, 2017

Hawking

Massive

Friend: what did she look like
Me: brown hair in a bun quite small and skinny, she had a hawking nose

by Kjst January 24, 2018

hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

..................

Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.

by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.

Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.

by Shia Leboof May 26, 2018

Hawk

A fat Skid that thinks he is the shit

person 1: there is this kid called hawk that called me a bad name

person 2: oh don't worry he is harmless, he doesn't even know how to code
person 1: ok thanks lol

by cancerpatient555 July 5, 2018

Hawked Out

When you are impaired to the point that your arms are glued down, your head is part of someone elses body, and you don't have legs anymore. In honor of the great Stephen Hawkins

I surpassed the point of high and got completely hawked out

by TheByrdman August 2, 2018