The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"
Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"
Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"
by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker August 20, 2018
Get the Front Wedgie mug.Any gay ass band that actually thinks they're kewl. They thrive upon senseless morons and promote their so called "music" to dorks of crestwood.
Woah man, did you see our concert last night? We totally rocked out with a cover of Jet. Woo-hoo! Yeah man.
by miss February 1, 2005
Get the frontrunner mug.Related Words
front0
• front butt
• front
• frontin
• frontshot
• frontrunner
• fronting
• frontbum
• frontload
• frontline
Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!
by Russ the Boss August 14, 2012
Get the Front End Loader mug.by Diddy_leese June 30, 2015
Get the Front mug.to pin an article of clothing to ones taint in order to quiet an irritating itch, caused from an accumulation of poopy ass hole sweat in the taint area.
Dan (the dumb ass nigger) frontloaded his boxers into his taint to scratch an itch, when he knew he was scratching an itch cured only by soapy water and vigorous scrubbing.
by VJL January 20, 2009
Get the frontload mug.A frontman is someone who refuses time and again to have anal sex with his girl. Because it's just nasty. Sure, the position's great, but what do we, men, actually get in return? It's just not natural...
Kevin, why won't you have anal sex with me? You're such a frontman.
A: Have you seen Rob theother day? I heard he's a real frontman!
B: Yeah! He's awesome!
A: Have you seen Rob theother day? I heard he's a real frontman!
B: Yeah! He's awesome!
by Jason1900 September 8, 2009
Get the Frontman mug.an excuse for steroid enraged football players from the University of Penn State to beat up little frat boys; standing; hanging out; minding your own business.
"Man I was just at the party, fronting on myself, when the starting 11 from the defense whooped me but good. I couldn't even fight back I was so shocked, it being the first time in 10 years they've whooped anyone"
by Rashard Casey December 14, 2007
Get the fronting on mug.