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Front royal, VA 

Front royal Virginia is a small town with too many people, it is home to wannabe gangsters, loud mouth rednecks compensating for their incredibly small penis’s with large trucks, enough to make any intelligent woman dry as the desert. Heroin addicts and 23 year old wiggers with monster logo tattooed onto their arm standing outside a ghetto apartment complex letting Bentley, Bentley Anne, and little Grayson Huntlee Gunter scream and torment their neighbors. People in front royal LOVE lung cancer, they can’t get enough lung cancer and even like to give it to others in the form of second hand smoke! The only people who aren’t constantly blowing tobacco in your body or windows are hippie hikers who pretend its a quaint mountain town and then drive back into their fancy ass mountain town and don’t have to deal with the town at all besides the typical stupid tourist locations. Please, for the love of god unless you are white trash, NEVER MOVE HERE!!!!!!
Oh? You live in front royal, VA? I...I’m so sorry.
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right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.
"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

bottle in front a me 

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.
I wish I had a bottle in front a me.

Rubbing Fronts 

When you and your partner decide to Dry Hump but you’ve no idea what you’re doing and it’s unenjoyable. Usually occurs after a make out session.
“Andrew you scumbag you can’t just go rub fronts and break up with me!”

“Say how was your first date?”
“Terrible, she insisted on Rubbing Fronts.”
Rubbing Fronts by DomeniusStainus October 12, 2018

girl front 

the song of the century. no song will ever top this song. the best created. no other song will ever compare. never. speak about this song with respect.
person a: you ever listen to a song so good it makes you wanna say mashallah?
person b: yeah girl front..
girl front by gowon2000 January 27, 2019
Best thing to ever happen to a woods smoker. It is the all natural whole leaf version of the wrap on backwoods before the have been cut up and flavored. Takes a little to get used to rolling, but is way better over all.
Also can be crushed and mixed with weed - grabba style.
"Got a blunt?"
"Nah fuck that chemical fake ass bullshit - I only roll Fronto now."
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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