putts from the rough

He/She is a homosexual.

"Dude, I'm not sure, but I think Kollin might be gay. Is he?"

"Yeah, he totally 'putts from the rough'."

by 'thon September 27, 2006

Hand Job From God

When you haven't been touching your penis enough, God steps in and helps you out. Also known as "Wet Dream"

I woke up last night with my bed stained, from that hand job from God. I really need to get laid, or jerk off more.

or

Guy1: Yea I got lucky last night
Guy2: Your hand doesn't count
Guy1: Got a handjob from God, just gotta do laundry now.

by Maggot11 January 10, 2012

entrails ripped from a virgins cunt

The most fucked up song ever written.
By a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse. The former singer Chris Barnes Wrote and sang it. Its featured in Tomb of the Mutilated.

Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff


Its actually a good song.
Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt

by stfu!!! April 5, 2009

Bob From Accounting

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.

Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.

by PMGen February 9, 2009

alex from target

Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it

by IToldYouSo November 3, 2014

sister from another mister

a homie of the female sex

hey whats up my sister from another mister.

by B MAC2000 May 12, 2007

where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008