Definitions by IToldYouSo

Patchy

The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.

Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!

Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!

Patchy by Itoldyouso May 22, 2021

Street money 

Small amount of money. Mostly coins and small notes that are often left laying in the street.

Person A: That looks so expensive!

Person B: Nah, only street money.

Street money by Itoldyouso March 26, 2021

alex from target 

Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it

alex from target by IToldYouSo November 3, 2014

Hershey Swirl 

A tiny turd left in your pants after attempting to simply fart.

In order to relieve pressure Frank passed wind only to realize that he actually left himself a Hershey Swirl surprise.

Hershey Swirl by Itoldyouso May 16, 2007