Fried eggs

Fied eggs is a figurative way of saying someone has injured their testicles, leading to pain or discomfort. It's an informal and vivid way to describe the painful condition resulting from an injury to the testicles.

The phrase "he fried his eggs on that rail" vividly describes an incident where someone sustained a painful injury to their testicles by hitting or crushing them against a rail. It's a graphic and informal way to convey the severity of the injury, emphasizing the significant pain experienced.
Guy 1: What happened to Timmy yesterday in the skate park?
Guy 2: He fried his eggs on that rail over there!
Guy 1: Fuck! Now he has fried eggs between his legs! No more babies for him!
by DaveDH August 20, 2024
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The World's Crispiest Fries

Fries that are so crispy that will get you to Think about it for hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours... And Hours...
"Are these the World's Crispiest Fries? Let's Find Out."

*insert 1 hour loop of a NCS Song here*
by TaylorDev_Official November 20, 2023
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A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
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couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it
by Full nudes January 15, 2023
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h fried

The horrifying result of IOS trying to autocorrect "what?"
Recipient: "duuude, guess what?"

Deliverer: "H Fried?"

Recipient: WUT
by Christherobin December 18, 2013
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Fried Tracked

When you’re high and walk into another room and forget why or what you came to get.
What did I just come in here for bro? I got fried tracked..
by Dowo26 January 07, 2019
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