Country Road Forest Trail

When you give a blowjob hand standing on a toilet, and you take a shit, causing the shit to slide down your back, like a trail.

Me and Jess tried the Country Road Forest Trail last night

by Barnabus III December 24, 2020

The Frozen Forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair and it looks like snow on a tree, resembling a frozen forest.

“Cock”- damn girl I’m finna give you this the frozen forest.

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021

The frozen forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair resembling snow on a tree.

“What did you do to me”
Girl I gave you the frozen forest

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021

mona and emi forever

the most beautiful love story of all time, better than the notebook and romeo and juliet. no one can compare to these passionate lovers, devoted to each other, and accidentally married. mona if you're reading this, i love yew. if anyone else is reading this, scu yew ya bumpkon.

have you heard of the most amazing and gorgeous couple of all time?
oh, you mean mona and emi forever?
yes

by definitelynotemi March 7, 2021

Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.

“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”

by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021

salt in your foreskin

a very painful thing to threaten to your friends *also works with peper*

i will put salt in your foreskin

by the cool Agustise the 2nd April 6, 2022

blue whale foreskin full of cum

the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin

Man 1: i got a blue whale foreskin full of cum rn
Man 2: lemme taste

by noah_7736 October 31, 2022