floorjumper

Someone that rides the elevator between two intermediate floors thus delaying those in it for the long haul. Ever heard of the fuckin stairs?

I could have made it to my desk by 9:00 if it wasn't for the damn floorjumpers holding me up.

by Mikey Z July 29, 2005

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

Floor Haze

Stray pieces of marijuana that one finds on the floor around their blunt/joint rolling space or in their smoking spot. When his dealer and his back-up dealer have a dry spell, the average stoner will do almost anything to achieve his daily dose of cannabis, sometimes he will scavenge around his room's floor, bathroom etc. and look to pick up any small, fallen pieces of marijuana and collect them to smoke. The resulting mess of stale, dirty and assorted kinds of marijuana are called Floor Haze.

Stoner A: Yo man, you got any weed left?
Stoner B: Naw man, but we can look for some Floor Haze.

by floor stoner June 23, 2009

Flooding The Feed

When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.

Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.

Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed

by TheTickTock October 10, 2011

Floofin'

When a cat's tail is fluffed out from being scared, or excited.

Fluffy's tail is floofin'.

by Nartwo September 7, 2014

Floor

Floor is the prettiest girl I have ever seen

Sweet mother of Jezus, Floor is got

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Flooflet

An animal that is small and furry & looks like a droplet of floof.

Look at that hamster, it's a flooflet!

by Linkink803 March 23, 2019