FaceDitch

When you and a friend are on Facebook, having an intense conversation, whether it be wall-to-wall, or inbox, and all of a sudden that person logs off without informing you, meanwhile you wait around for a notification telling you of their latest post.

Person 1: Whoa, you totally FaceDitched me earlier when I was telling you about that slut in our grade!
Person 2: O-M-G, SORRY, I had to go and didn't have a spare 2 seconds to post you telling you I was leaving.

by HeathyBoy5678 February 6, 2009

Facedbooking

Operating Facebook while intoxicated.

I was so drunk last night I don't remember what I put on Facebook, guess I was Facedbooking.

by PDXSAC May 5, 2010

Facedancing

The act of using a Facebook account you don't own and writing embarrassing statements about the owner. This normally happens when a user uses a public computer and leaves his account logged on.

I was facedancing on Dewboy's account. The douchebag left his account logged on at my house again.

by BloodRaven037 August 11, 2010

Fakedown

Switching on the hazard warning lights of a car in order to stop in a place where you would otherwise get a ticket.

If a car breaks down, the hazard warning lights are switched on.

Stopping your car (eg. to unload goods) and switching on the hazard warning lights is a fakebreakdown, ergo a "fakedown"

by Nympho Lion Bears January 19, 2013

fucked the pooch

The act of doing something very abnormal that results in negative effect

David really fucked the pooch when he got caught jerking off at school

by TherealD1oftheBVL January 18, 2017

fucked squared

to be fucked in two ways: drunk or high and sexually

This Saturday I plan on getting fucked squared!

by baddieaddie February 1, 2017

facken

A mild term for fucking

You facken dildo what are you doing??

by Fackendildo July 30, 2017