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Gibson Explorer

A mystical instrument forged in the fires of hell to bring about guitargasms to the poor people of the planet Earth. Twas written in the stones that only those that are worthy shall wield this mighty maiden of justice. Such people are James Hetfield, Claudio Sanchez, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, and Ellisniss MGP. The Gibson Explorer's true power may be unleashed when set in the middle of a ten-foot diameter pentagram drawn with the blood of your helpless victims (that listen to country music). You must then perform a satanic ritual to call upon the great god Cthulu and use his magic to give your axe powers granting you the ability to command your army of winged breast dragons to take over the world one city at a time until you are supreme ultra lord of this pitiful planet. However, such power can not be summoned by any mortal. This person must be a guitar GOD.
The Gibson Explorer helped me conquer and enslave the Martians. I then proceeded to extinguish their race. That is why we can't find them.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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Indecent exposure law

One of the most stupid law in the world. What it says is that they human body that is one of Gods finest creations is dirty and should not be seen.
by Deep blue 2012 April 1, 2010
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Internet Explorer

A waste of hard disk space with three main functions:
1)Download viruses/spyware/adware/worms/windows updates/unwanted porn/glitches/
2)Download Firefox
3)Uploading all of your private information and getting hijacked by everything it downloads.
It seems to be a lot better at the first than the latter.
If internet explorer wasn't integrated into windows, i would delete it.
by firefox is best June 11, 2006
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explosion in his pants

Explosion in his pants - Phrase.

1. Denotes an epic ejaculation brought on by a wank by another party.
Michael shuddered due to the thermonuclear explosion in his pants brought on by Jacinta's expert willy jerking technique.
by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006
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expland

To Explain, and expand at the same time.
Davve: hey Tommy, Can you expland on that?
Tommy: sure...
by Bickkyy September 20, 2007
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Explogasm

A combination of the words "explosion" and "orgasm".

To experience a very good, very fast orgasm, especially happens after you orgasm after being deprived from sex/masturbation for over a week.
My Wife's parents spent the week at our house and I had the worse case of blue balls ever, but the explogasm she gave me when they left was well worth it.
by Alkalies May 14, 2009
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The Expansion Family

"The Expansion Family" is an underground hip-hop group composed of four members (Disciple-X, The Artice, B More, and Insyght) and many affiliates. This band is from Windsor Ontario, Canada. Their first CD, "The Abstract Expansion", was released February 14th, 2011. They are very locally popular and successful and are continuing to expand their word to the word hence the name The Expansion Family.
The Expansion Family hits: Take Action, You Mint ft. Lingo, Meltin' Doobies ft. J Roc, What We Guilty Of ft. J Roc. . . etc.
by ExpansionFan May 4, 2011
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