Call of Duty series

The (metaphorically) funniest joke on the planet! A game series that goes from MW1 (which was a pretty sick game) to MW2 (which contained graphics that blew everyone away but had terrible game play with campers/OMA noobtubers/hackers/glitchers/and boosters) to Black Ops (which is the most recent game in the series that ironically has the worst graphics yet but decent game play!) It is metophorically a joke because the games go from bad to worse and people think it is still a good game (ironically the ones that are ruining it)

Person#1 - "Hey you guys wanna hear a funny joke?"

Crowd - "Sure!"

Person#1 - "Black ops!"

Crowd - (LOLz!)

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Creator of Black Ops (Retard) - (in a retarded voice) Hey guys i is r the craerter of black ops and i did goood job (ironically it is a piece of shit!)! I hired excpertz to designgng game plaeye and my 2 year old daughter draw maps her self (Hence why nuke town is well you know!) I R Kool!

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Call of Duty series ha what a joke!!!

by FASTGUYDOGonyt March 17, 2011

Call of Duty Ghosts

Call of Duty Ghosts is the next installment in the famous Call of Duty Franchise. It's expected to be one of the biggest, if not, the biggest launch title of 2013.

Sadly, even with a new engine, technology, etc. there will most likely be no innovation in this title. Time after time IW has failed to innovate when creating Call of Duty games except for the first two (more or less) so if you're looking for a game that's pretty much going to be like Call of Duty: Ghosts, then pick up Modern Warfare 3!

Cod Nerd : ****orgasmic sounds**** Call of Duty GHOSTS Traailller!! must .. buy it!!! .. ****orgasmic sounds continue****
Kid who knows whats up: Nigga didn't the same thing release in like.. 2011!?!?!

by iHeartCODGhosts August 19, 2013

Duty Mafia

The collective group of staff at a school or college who patrol both outside and inside, making sure that noone is smoking or eating in the wrong place.

One Teaching Assistant to another- Hey, Nick, are you coming along with the Duty Mafia at lunchtime?

by Corinne Simpson October 14, 2006

Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

Dutch cuffs

On long-sleeve button-down shirts, cuffs obtained by rolling or folding the sleeves above the elbow.

compare: french cuffs.

Employee Handbook: For business casual, our firm prefers the Dutch Cuffs.

by If U Ain't Dutch U Ain't Much May 2, 2010

Dutch Popcorn

When you bang a girl in her pussy so hard that a bit of shit pops out of her corn hole. Usually initially mistaken for an impending queef fart.

Jen, the cumpster, had her pussy pounded so hard last night that she made Dutch Popcorn

by Bigmuff Diver June 28, 2011

Dutch Blowdart

When one farts into their hand as if performing a cup of cheese, but rather than opening the hand over someone's face, one presses their lips to there thumb and index finger of the fist and blows the fart in a targeted direction.

My girlfriend thought I was gonna give her the cup of cheese, but I faked her out and hit her with a dutch blowdart

by Shoop0311 September 25, 2011