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Doing the Bernie

A dance move which requires little effort. It helps to be drunk off your ass and just wiggling, flailing, shaking and even bending your body while standing up.
You see that man over drunker than a skunk?
Yeah why? He looks really dumb.
No he is Doing the Bernie.
by Frankenstein's Love Child April 13, 2011
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Ten Commandments of Dating

1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends

2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary

3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.

4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them

5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals

6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.

7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective

8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways

9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.

10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied
Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating

1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward

2. its pretty tactless and impersonal

3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way

4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated

5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.

6. infidelity is a dick move

7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT

8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.

9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.

10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.
by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010
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dating

What I don't do or ever will because women can't stand my presence. A complete waste of time for someone actually wanting to get in a serious relationship with someone. Nothing but an act between two fake people trying to put their best foot forward and impress each other so they can potentially jump each other's bones. In Western culture dating is a precursor to marriage but, ironically, will do no more for you in getting to know a person than watching a sport on tv will make you a professional ballplayer. It's also an incredible waste of time because getting together for a romantic rondezvous or outing will do next to nothing in making you connect emotionally or spiritually.

Dating is a new phenomenon and didn't come around until the mid to late 20th century. Before the era of dating, a couple would often "court" each other or marriages were even prearranged. If one is religious, especially with someone who practices Christianity, dating is NOT Biblical because not only does dating usually result in heartache when the two persons involved go their seperate ways, but there is no comitment between the two parties. It was never practiced for cultural reasons. For Christians, dating is not Biblical because God himself does not want people to experience the emptiness and heartache it often brings. For the secular world, however, dating is as normal as taking a nap.

Dating CAN lead to marriage but usually doesn't, unlike courting.
Dating is pointless in my opinion. It usually doesn't work and is a futile effort in actually getting to know someone on an emotional or spiritual level. Dating is stupid!
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 6, 2008
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what doing

what doing? sitting. ob.
by Mike March 24, 2004
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sevie dating

When seventh graders claim to be "dating." The biggest joke in the world. I mean, seriously. People have to make them hug.
Person 1: "I hear Brad is dating Rachel."

Person 2: "Really?"

Person 1: "Yeah, and John made them hug. It was so embarrassing!"

Person 2: "Oh, I forgot, they're sevie dating."
by Smyke April 17, 2010
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The phrase used by Keith Hudson when exciting shit is about to go down. This can be used when he sees a Contour employee, some good ass food, or any animal that walks by him.
*Sees a dog eating some good ass chicken*

Hey Dog WHAT ARE YOU DOING you eating some good bbq there?! I can season it for ya!
by Ice man 02 October 14, 2018
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Doing A dave

Used to describe the behaviour of someone who is always in a grump, unable to enjoy even the simplist things in life
"Stop doing a dave on me" she said to the very grumpy faced person in the corner
by *emma* November 5, 2006
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