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Donkey Nipple Cripple

Also know as the Donkey Purple Nurple. A donkey nipple cripple occurs during sexual intercourse, most commonly in the cowgirl position, when prior to orgasm one member grabs the others nipple, twists it either in a clockwise or anticlockwise direction it does not matter. The effect this has is that the victim is shocked by the pain and therefore creates a more intense orgasm experience for both.
Lisa! Did you just Donkey Nipple Cripple me?!
Tee hee yes...
by rocky_dod December 12, 2010
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Donkey Tornado

a sex move used by homosexuals which involves anal penetration while performing cartwheels
the donkey tornado is a complicated move and not for the novice
by Mirrorman June 4, 2015
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donk contest

The Donk Contest is an annual car show held at The Domain mall in Austin, TX. Although it is mostly for donks, slabs are welcome as well. It has also been held in the Rock Rose expansion of The Domain.
The Snapple Car will surely win the Donk Contest this year.
by Chesterhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017
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Beer Donkey

One who consumes so much beer that he becomes the BIGGEST Jack Ass.
Brian is the beer donkey at all the parties.
by Lisa Lu June 10, 2007
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Kick A Donkey

To take a poop. The act of pooping. To deficate, preferably in a toilet or what some call a comode. Often times, this has a much larger connotation implying that the poop was not small or easily done, but rather large and perhaps difficult to procure, sometimes even painful.

Often times shortened to 'Kick a D' or 'Deuce.' Also see drop a deuce.
That mexican food tore me up last night. I woke up and had to kick a donkey!
by micahdehn January 6, 2008
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bit by a donkey

Having a hangover after getting drunk on cheap, low quality booze.
I stayed home from work because I got bit by a donkey
by Wordsmythe420 June 9, 2009
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putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good
George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.
by hidef March 29, 2004
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