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Dick Mane

A ring of loose skin around the head of a penis left as a result of a semi circumcision that resembles a lion’s mane.
That guy named Dave that I went out on a date with last night totally had a Dick Mane. His cock looked like a sexier version of Mufasa.
by MrGraves86 May 26, 2019
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Dick Doodle

A Dick Doodle is when you take an unsolicited dick pick that was sent to your private messages in chat, edit it with funny doodles, and send it back to the person who sent it to you. Bonus points if you can post it publicly for all to see.
Poly got tired of getting sexually assaulted by guys sending her dick pics all day long, so she started making Dick Doodles out of them and sending them back.
by Wetpapersack2 November 7, 2018
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Spooky Dick

When you get your dick sucked so good it disappears.
Jenny sucked Shane off so good she gave him spooky dick!
by Stevie Arrington October 6, 2016
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porch dick

A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.
That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.
by Mattyice March 8, 2015
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Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.
"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"
by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009
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diddly dick

Something with absolutely no use or function.

Something that does not work.
These scissors don't do diddly dick!
by AVGNfan May 31, 2009
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porch dick

(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 8, 2015
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