David

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound

I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.

by Pop Handler June 3, 2025

David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.

Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there”
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”

by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025

David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!

David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating

by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025

David

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.

This is about David Bazuki.

by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025

david

big fat kid who has a bad haircut and loves sleeping with his mom justin timberlake is a show brand

david has a big forehead

by ireally100percentagree September 18, 2025

david

The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.

(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)

by llVIU October 12, 2025