David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
by amorbella6 December 15, 2011
Damiano David is the hottest man on this motherfucking earth and he can run me over with his car and i'll apologise...also the french song sucked three 12.45 inch blue dicks and he did not do drugs you FUCKING TWO FACED OOMPA LOOMPA BODY ASS BITCH EMPTY ASS BONNET LIAR!!!
by måneskinsbitch. October 28, 2021
David Wang - Asian party animal, main stomping ground Bangers. Doesn't slay girls but he is a legend.
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
Famous quote "I Like Jerk Off Everyday!"
by Pledge 1 October 12, 2017
John- I own a million purple ribbed condoms. They are in original packaging and are of Russian origin.
James: Stop being a David Gest.
James: Stop being a David Gest.
by .Lottie. September 01, 2008
An early 20th century novelist who was the first to quote the phrase "We need more tanks!" during one of the final confrontations of world war 2
by Steven Draper April 14, 2006
A Co-founder of Roblox. Erik Cassel is way better tbh. There's also a 90% chance you don't know that.
by crunchyorange October 07, 2020