You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

To be caught in a proverbial corner in which you can do or say two things, but either way the outcome is negative.

Your father wants you to take out the trash, and your mother wants you to was the dishes. If you take out the trash, your mother will be upset, and if you do the dishes, your father will be upset. You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

by Blikk October 8, 2008

Don't Mention It

Equivalent to "you're welcome." A way to let a person know that the task you completed was not a problem and that you were happy to do it.

Woman "Thank you for helping me."
Helper "Don't mention it!"

by hop_scotch July 24, 2009

don't shit where you eat

This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").

Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"

by whodey June 16, 2004

You don't have to get me anything

You better get me something!

What would you like for your birthday?
You don't have to get me anything.

by Savior101 October 22, 2009

Don't pop a tit!

1.) A term used to calm an angry woman
2.) Another way to say good luck, usually said to a woman

1.) Chill Jenna, don't pop a tit!
2.) Good luck, don't pop a tit!

by ElFluffy2198 February 7, 2015

Don't Flop

Homosexual men pretending to be alpha males

Don't go to soho, it is full of Don't Flop.

by notapussyhole August 27, 2018

Virus Don't Care

The only potential non-misery coming out of the COVID-19 pandemic is that it virtually unifies all living humans. As a Novel agent, no single race, political ideology, sexual orientation, age, educational level, occupation or religious affiliation has demonstrated immunity from infection if exposed.

It would be amazing if a world-wide, financially devastating pandemic could somehow help overcome all of the built-in bias, discrimination, division, exploitation and bullshit that exists in our world, but it won't.

Guess what? Virus Don't Care...

by YAWA April 18, 2020