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Brown Curtain

A sexual act. When a man is engaged in sex in the doggy position, he inserts his penis into her (or his) anus and fucks them until he cums. Then withdrawing his penis and wiping it on her (or his) new light colored curtains. It usually ends with the other partner freaking the fuck out.
Dude, the bitch cheated on me, so I pulled a Brown Curtain on her last night.
by Albert Fricken Einstien February 10, 2010
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Meat Curtains

A sloppy, loose vagina that one could likely fit their head inside. That is, if anyone wanted to. Usually found with hoes that try to fuck all their ex's friends after they break up.
Lenny: It seems like shes fucking everyone I know! Have you slept with my ex Jennifer too?

Joey: No, I saw those meat curtains and ran. I'm too young to die.
by scaryguy1 June 1, 2011
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Shower Curtain

Noun. The act of wetting your pants, letting it dry, and then later, without changing clothes, having oral sex with someone. They don't know it but they just licked something as filthy as a shower curtain.
I got drunk and pissed myself at the party. Six hours later I was making out with that red headed chick and she gave me a shower curtain.
by TeamMillunzi February 18, 2009
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Curtis Frarey

This dude is the smartest pimp you'll ever meet. He's pulling a GPA between 3.8 and 4.0, dragging in the ladies left and right. He plays hockey, pulls some sick dangles, and gets some wicked shots in here and there. He is full of hilarious jokes, so it's likely that when you're hanging with him, you're laughing your ass off. This kid is a gamer, hardcore, and can beat basically and game he allows to turn his brain into mush. He'll fuck you up if you mess with his best friends, because that's just how good of a friend he is and will always be. He'll take a punch for love, and he might lick you if he feels like being annoying. Oh yeah, one more thing, he's got some sick flow. A Curtis Frarey is someone you wanna roll with every day and any day.
Curtis Frarey? Yeah, I know him, he's a cool kid.
by GillyBoo October 15, 2011
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Colin Curtin

wow. pretty much a cool kid whose in the inter circle of nicknames.. aka ci ci devy doodles and col col .. yea your jealous.. so anyway goes to the prep DefInIte plus !! and super cool.. yea your jealous
by coolest person ever March 14, 2005
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slimy curtain

when a man/woman is performing falacio on a woman and blows his/her nose in her vagina, leaving mucus in the said vagina.
"Allison really wanted to fuck me, but I hate that bitch. So I gave her a slimy curtain. She was fuckin' pissed, but it cleared my sinus's quite well."
by Andy WTF January 20, 2009
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beaded curtains

Refers to a series of labia piercings.
Man, that chick's crazy. She has beaded curtains!
by VonnieBeGood July 1, 2011
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