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national love your step cousin day 

national love your step cousin day is where you show how you feel about your step cousin.
omg guys! it’s national love your step cousin day. i need to go tell my step cousin i love her and i’m so grateful to have her.

Your little cousin 

A fiery hot minor aged 12 to 14 and has already lost their virginity to their science teacher and has massive saggy tits
Did you see your little cousin I’m tryina hit her up later

Seth Shanefields cousin 

Seth Shanefields cousin- if you dont know him ur an idiot!

Tyler’s cousin (Gary) 

This is a word tot ell someone that they are annoying and that they need to shut the fuck up. These are taken into serious matter and are rarely used.
You are Tyler’s cousin (Gary)

Convenient Autistic Cousin 

Convenient Autistic Cousin is a (Theoretical) relative, usually between 4-7 year old who is autistic once you tell someone that you are Autistic.

Allistic people attempt to use this theoretical relative as a way of saying "You don't look Autistic (Because there is a stigma about relation between Autistic folk and mental disability)" to either invalidate you or as an incredibly bad attempt to relate to you in some way.

Somehow said Cousin is always male and younger than teenage years. Sometimes might be preceded (or followed by) phrase "You don't look Autistic!". Nobody ever actually has seen the cousin in question, Our Scientists believe said person to be in quantum state where they appear in Allistic mind only when they are faced with reality that the person they talk to is Autistic; and seems to disappear the moment he (Convenient Autistic Cousin) is no longer needed.
"Oh I'm Autistic by the way"
"Oh, you Don't Look Autistic, I have a Convenient Autistic Cousin who is 5 and he doesn't behave like you"
"BRUH"

irregular-double-cousin 

1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.