cousin raj

when you want to signal to your friend to leave the group and hang out as a duo

friend 1: ay bro did i tell u what cousin raj did
friend 2: ah shit guys i gtg

by burntwhitechocolate November 1, 2025

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

Hanson cousins

THE COUSINS

“We’re Hanson cousins!”

by Hanson cousin anonymous December 29, 2025

Dima's Cousin

A fat, white, eastern, European, child. Usually referred to cousins of eastern European decent.

"Hey Dima's Cousin, how are you today" "Dima is living far from here"

by Richard Murphy O'Neil January 24, 2025

Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.

Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.

by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025

Half-Cousin

Half-Cousin

Half-Cousin

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Cousin Burp

Pickle and Cousin Derps second cousin with chaotic spots and a bold yellow skin.

Now where is Cousin Burp?

by XÆJ May 23, 2023