Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 28, 2017

calorie cloud

The act of burning calories and donating them to kids who need them most.

I totally calorie clouded that burger from lunch today when I went for an afternoon run.

by lukecycles May 19, 2017

Jean Claude

A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.

Oh look that person is frying fries in her hair, it must be a Jean Claude!

by horsedickloverxoxo June 4, 2017

greek cloud

when you see at the sky and one of the clouds are sharper than a knife

1; Wow, look at that greek cloud!
2; Are you fucking retarded?

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017

Douche Cloud

1. (n) - When a person is such a high level douche bag, that everyone in their area is affected by them, they transcend into the douche cloud form, permeating everything in range as a gas or fine mist would.

Haha - Trump is such a douche cloud that when he gives press conferences, you can see McConnell actually frown harder than his default turtle face from the vapors.

by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017

Brown cloud

The rancid invisible gas expelled from someone's arse when they fart.

I walked round to the next isle, right into some inconsiderate bastards brown cloud.

by Smellylittletoe October 18, 2017