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A sudden, temporary change in personality, often creepy as hell, thought to be caused by demonic possession, as he/she who changes channels speaks with a deep, evil, echoing voice, and the eyes glow a deep, blood-red color while this is happening. A normally cheerful, skip though a field of flowers person suddenly says something like "I will feast on your flesh, and pick my teeth with your bones". Recently, scientists are dumping on the idea of demonic possession, and instead blaming it on severe and continuous exposure to insanity. Research has proven that this phenomena occurs at random, and with little to no provocation, and is a distant cousin to the shoop da whoop phenomenon.
Dude1: Yo, bra the waves are wicked today, you don't want to miss this.

Dude2: *evil demon voice* THE RESURRECTION OF LUCIFER IS COMING, WE WILL RAVAGE THE PATHETIC HUMANS AND DEVOUR THEIR PITIFUL SOULS AND USE THEIR SOULLESS REMAINS FOR CHEAP LABOR!

Dude1: Dude, you okay?

Dude2: Whoa, what happened?

Dude1: you fucking change channels on me again, you need to get a priest to check that. Comon man, you gonna miss these sweet waves.
by The Mad Cracker July 5, 2009
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Chang'd

The Chang Story - Everyone loves Chang!

Chang is a truly exceptional Thai beer, created to compliment the unique culture, heritage and cuisine of Thailand.

Within only four years, Chang beer became the number one selling Thai beer brand in its home country.

With both Steve & Kev being true advocates of its unique quality! - But it comes with a warning...
Steve: "My head is killin, f##k the Chang, i'm on the Singha now my head was bouncing this morning"

Andrew: "Found myself staying up on my own until 3am building a Chang tower, crazy shit"

Abbie: "Stay away from the Chang"

Dan: "All Chang'd out? Oh i'll get back on it!"
by andrewbrady1978 May 10, 2012
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Changer

A very horrible hockey coach with no hockey smarts. Very mean and strict. Very bad with ladies and has only chipmunks as friends
That guy is such a changer
by Bestgoalieever November 7, 2018
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Chang

A slang word used commonly by parry c*nts and 10am Sunday curtain twichers for cocaine.

In their natural habitat (a scatty Colne kitchen 10am Sunday), the typical parry cunt would say Chang when they're to parry to give away their cocaine habits. Unless with other Chang heads, who know the phrase and want Chang also.

The default answer in the North West for "why is your life such a mess".
"why do you want to stab me?!"... "I'm buttering some toast you fucking Chang head"

"where is our kids college fund! !!"..."I didn't spend it on Chang"

"hi is that wonga loads? Can I borrow 100 boys for some Chang erm I mean cocacola"
by SmoothD the lyrical October 19, 2019
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Change

A lot of people are quick to try and change something once they get bored or frustrated with it, but they're not as quick to try and preserve something that's already there. That's like throwing out decent food because it's a day old for a quick fix of instant gratification at a fast food restaurant because it was cooked that day and not reheated. Not everything that is preserved needs to be donated to a bunch of people you never met before either, that's not being a humanitarian, really it's a bunch of people you never met before trying to take advantage of somebody they see as being too nice.
Things not changing fast enough for some people isn't frustrating, people that need everything to change to keep from getting bored or frustrated are frustrating people to know.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
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Change

The same way a new friend should never expect you to change, or for you to change/abandon old friends for them, someone that expects your city or neighborhood, or anything in it to change for them was never a friend of your city or neighborhood, and was never on anybody's side there.
Change is never really as necessary as some peole claim that it is. You're always going to add new things to your life, but you're a fool if you abandon the old for the new. There would be no new without the old (without your original friends, you wouldn't know what a friend was to find a new one).
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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CHanged

whats changed?
furry.
by what king July 21, 2021
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