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caleb hairline

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.
i think i am infected with caleb hairline
by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022
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Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.
"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence
by webbybutter January 2, 2023
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Caleb Murray

a nigger faggot that deserves hot sauce poured down his penis. (he fucked my dog) he once shoved an entire pvc pipe into his squiggly diggly. some might refer to him as a child molester. (edp445 roleplayer) he is also jew that looks like jack harlow.
your acting like Caleb Murray right now
by BigFatHairyNigga January 12, 2023
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Calebitis

When someone gets touched by caleb, and

soon to die
Someone touched caleb, and they got calebitis
by Sam.cheesegriller January 12, 2023
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caleb

cock cok caleb
by iuygik,iu7urtfww January 13, 2023
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Caleb

A type of person who is shy at first but is really funny when you get to know him. He has a heart of gold and is really compassionate.
by JohnnyLikesGuys January 22, 2023
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Caleb Adefris

Caleb at first seems to be the most mysterious and intimidating man. One may assume he's used to attention because of how he carries himself so nonchalant. Though true, Caleb unpeeled is one of the greatest mysteries to be solved. He's tall and towering with patience and love. He always gives the best hugs and kisses. You may remember him for his cardigans or iconic sunglasses but he is never shady. He hates drama. He is literally the most undramatic man ever. However, when he loves you, he will put himself in uncomfortable situations for you and your justifications of it being for the greater good. Sometimes you may catch yourself deep in thought studying Caleb because of something he says, the way he blinks, his facial expressions, and ultimately just because you realize the love and appreciation you have. Everything trivial that seems purposeless begins to have meaning to the point where it's overwhelming. Kissing him fills your heart and holding him for what is forever seems to fly by. Though normally independent, he makes sure you can depend. He is always there for you with the proper advice and rational answer. Caleb is a security blanket, making the uncomfiest of places your home. Caleb has a birthmark on his right eye reminding you that he is in fact real and not the greatest dream. The more you get to know Caleb and spend time with him the more you realize the profound admiration you have for his soul, cute smile, squeezable nose, pouty lips, etc.
Do you know Caleb Adefris? The most famous novelist, model, film writer, director, and pilot ever?

Yes that's my idol... slay king
by jeonghan January 24, 2023
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