Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.
by Koki~kun December 19, 2020
Get the Blonde Cancermug. Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.
Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.
Anton: That sucks. How about next week?
Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.
Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
Get the jock-cancermug. by Liter boy August 26, 2017
Get the ardent cancermug. When someone holds in feces for an extremely long time, they develope rips in the anal wall and feces particles enter the rip causing infection then cancer...
by DarkyDark9447 August 12, 2018
Get the feces cancermug. by CancerandAutism April 18, 2017
Get the Cancermug. by WhoIsJJ July 24, 2019
Get the Cancer’s Brothermug. by Momo72097 April 23, 2024
Get the cotton cancermug.