Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.
Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.
by Kugeln May 06, 2020
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Number Three

A street name for Heroin free-base (often looks like a light-brown powder), the often abused illegal narcotic. It can be smoked.

The number comes from the steps of purification until turning heroin into a salt (Number Four, that is).
Mostly used in Europe.
I mixed my Number Three with citric acid in order to turn it into a water-soluble salt for injecting.
by mudslime May 28, 2017
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take a number

wait a long ass time for nothing and then complain about it
i wrote a letter to the senate and i had to take a number
by biachbizzle October 14, 2004
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take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.
Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.
by Ben October 13, 2004
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Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.
Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.
by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021
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Sucky Teacher Number Two

A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.

This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area

common phrases

1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"

2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"

3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"

4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"

5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "

6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"

this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school

>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender

Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2

"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9

"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11

"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10

"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10

"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
I fucking hate Sucky Teacher Number Two
by lol tina April 25, 2019
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numbers of U D

numbers of U D

(the numbers)

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