Basket

A black person that exhibits foul/unwarrented behavior. Usually followed by the word "blanket"

That basket over there is eating some damn chicken and rice.

by Nigbaskets June 24, 2008

Blaskee

A creepy person most likely named George. This person siddles into your room, you can't see or hear him, and then he'll laugh at a joke to reveal his presence. He'll also hide in the bushes to follow people around.

Blaskee? Where's Blaskee!? F'n Blaskee...

by bort April 15, 2005

olive basketball

A game popular with college fraternities, in which it is necessary to have a strong guy enforce the rules:
Everybody gets naked and shoves a pimento-stuffed olive up their asses, then tries to deposit them in a milk bottle on the floor. If the contestant misses the bottle, he has to eat his olive. If he kicks over the bottle, he has to eat everybody's olives.

Hey, dudes, I'm feeling like bored. You know? Uh, let's play some bitchin' olive basketball!

by Harry January 17, 2004

Muffin Basket

The type of condom used by guys that have a choad.

Dude you have a choad so use a muffin basket. they wont break on you

by Jake Albrecht January 23, 2009

Basket of fruit

hen you put your balls and dick between your legs

Seen from the front it looks like mangina

Seen from back it looks like a basket of fruit

Who gave Dick Cheney a gun? Ooh No George Buch pertect you basket of fruit!

Bang

Say bye bye to Bush's man hood

by Nicolo May 3, 2006

bread basket

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

eggy in a basket

When an excessive amount of friction, occurring during anal intercourse, is built up inside the anal cavity creating such a unfathomable amount of heat, that one cracks an egg into the backdoor coital hole boiling the egg into a tasty eggy treat.

Sebastian: "Phil, I told you should have used that curry on your cous cous last night."

Phil: "I know, that eggy in a basket sure was bland!"

by egthomps May 27, 2010