Boffed

Willingly transmitted an STD to someone

You know how they got the clap? Boffed her mate!

by Darth Chimp June 1, 2023

borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024

Bormed

Currently broken or in a bad/worse stateZ

The website was bormed and you couldn't sign up

I'm so bormed right now, I need to sleep

by sillygoosetaur July 25, 2024

Bormed

Currently broken or in a bad/worse state

The website was bormed and you couldn't sign up

I'm so bormed right now, I need to sleep

by sillygoosetaur July 25, 2024

Bored Friend

a friend that is only talked to when you have nobody else to talk to

Jake: Are we close friends?
Jack: Nah, You’re my bored friend

by Vj_Stxr July 27, 2024

boredello

A "red-light district" establishment where none of da women are all dat interesting.

Prices for access to da "willing" ladies at a boardello (i.e., where da chicks are super-voluptuous, and so you get a major "woody" as soon as you "lumber" in da front door) tend to be higher than at a boredello, but as da saying goes, you get what ya pay for.

by QuacksO August 14, 2024

Bored as a Centipede

So very bored, utterly left with nothing to do

Ryan: Hey buddy! How are you?
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend

by SpiderExpert43 September 21, 2023