Boy blind

when a boy seems like he has such a good personality, you become blind to how he looks.

friend: you actually the worst taste in boys

me: i think i’m boy blind

by BBarbiex0x0 September 3, 2020

Double Blind Placebo

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.

Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!

by kimmytee October 12, 2019

Scify-Blind

Scify-Blind is when your half blind and one is born normal but, the other is blind.

"I heard she's Scify-Blind"

by Open_Dictionary September 16, 2020

Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.

A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.

by jesster79 March 6, 2011

Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.

I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.

by Bob_MoneyXX January 29, 2025

Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart

Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."

by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.

I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.

by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018