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Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.
by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020
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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
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Bearded Spike

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy
by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020
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Beardless Messi

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Beardful ben

Beardful ben is an extremely digstgai dude. Gets no girls or boys. Very loneley, No family, No firemnds, gveyr very veyr sadge and losnely, dont hang out with beardfuk ben. Hang with beardLESS ben.
"Ew is that BEARDFUL BEN !!! Run eveyrpne!!"
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Beardem

Beardem is the beste form of Erdems, they're strong. Just strong and good hearted.
some dude: "Did you ever tried Beardems leg workout?"
Serhad: "Oh yeah man, but I broke legs while trying"
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Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you
I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!
by Moodypoodyrudy December 15, 2021
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