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shook the bed

You shouldn't have shook the bed
by Ether April 5, 2023
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Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.
Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*
by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013
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shakespear the bed

by Sean September 22, 2004
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Laying in bed

To be high, baked, stoned, etc
After all that pot i was laying in bed for hours
by xotennisgirl July 17, 2009
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bed sore

Variation of the slang term "dead ser".
Can be used in any situation for pretty much anything. Sounds best while said in an English accent.
Isn't that chick so hot?
Oohhh bed sore!
by Andrew May 1, 2004
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Bed Bum

N. Someone who stays in your house, but has no bed, so he wonders from bed to bed during the coarse of the day/night
Adam: Joe is staying at my house and is a total bed bum.
by someone208572035 October 10, 2008
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Bed bros

A type of infestation somewhat like "bed bugs" in which bros inhabit one's bed.
Jason: Dude I was having the best dream and then I woke up because there were these guys in my bed bothering me.

Marvin: Sounds like you've got a nasty case of Bed bros.
by Showertime April 12, 2009
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