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open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more
no thanks, open other celibate down
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A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.
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Open-jaw allowed.

Open-jaw allowed.
All fares shown are round trip, including taxes & surcharges. Open-jaw allowed.
by Open-jaw allowed December 20, 2017
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open water rowing

A very difficult and stressful sport which includes a boat, oars, and people to use the oars to row. This sport is led in New England by the Burlington High school rowing team who won the New England Ice Breaker Challenge even though Sound School Cheated!
by Ace Ventura Pet Detective January 4, 2018
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Left the Side Door Open

When someone leaves their colostomy opening exposed allowing for sexual penetration in lieu of sodomy, due to the rerouting of the anus.
I wasn't feeling frisky but I left the side door open just in case.
by All Bets Hedged January 6, 2021
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Open Season

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off
by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023
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