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chill yourself

The most aggressive way of telling someone to chill the fuck out.
Jimothy: OMFG WHY DO I KEEP LOSING
Ed: dude chill out
Jimothy: STFU BUDDY
Ed: CHILL YOURSELF
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025
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Go fuck yourself

Hym "But that's the problem here Megyn. I DON'T know what's going on in my blindspot and I SHOULD know that and YOU should be telling me that immediately instead of leaving me in the dark. And you are wasting everybody's time (and potentially their lives) by not doing that. So here's the problem. You worked with the imposter to spite me and you tried to help them do a 'single white female' to me. Alright? So it's too late for them. That was a mistake. And a final one. We're past it. But YOU... I mean, I'm not going to tell you to 'go fuck yourself' but YOU need to reconsider how this is going to work here. Because I'm tired of fucking waiting on this. OK? This could be going much better and your stubborness is clearly the reason it isn't. So, say goodbye to the imposter. They are done. You get the fuck over here and do the thing I want you to do and do it the way I told you to do it. And then next person who tell you not to do that is getting on a first class trip with the imposter and flying straight to heaven immediately with them. And for every day I have to wait a member of their families can go with them for all I care. But this is non-negotiable. You don't get to attempt a 'single white female' on me. It's no different than attempted murder (in abstraction) and the contract explicitly states that they are not allowed to do that. So... We're done here."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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Krill Yourself

This phrase is essentially saying "kill yourself" except it replaces the first word with a small, shrimp-like crustacean.
"You should krill yourself, NOW!"

"How could you say such a thing?"
by BaldingTNT April 16, 2024
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yourself

always there
find yourself
by hip hip hurray April 20, 2024
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Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!
A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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give yourself grave

I’m sorry I know I fucked up

It’s okay, give yourself grave”
by StinkyGirlzzzz April 29, 2024
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Snooker Yourself

The act of sitting down on your own balls.
Oooh, Kyren won't be happy as he sits down in his chair—you don't want to snooker yourself, do you Dennis?
by Outis Katagelastos May 5, 2024
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