shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

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barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

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barteries

The term for cell phone batteries. This is a combination of the words "battery" and "bar", because of the "battery meter bars" on cell phones.

"dang, my barteries are low!" exclaimed Jill, as she threw her cell phone across the room.

by Pallybear December 28, 2005

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double- barrel

Having two butt-holes. Or having the apperance of two, as a result of a deep inserted butt crack.

Dude when Don mooned me I noticed he had a double- barrel.

by Richie Bruno May 17, 2006

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pork barrel

A form of Anal Sex, very rough ass bleeding Anal Sex. Specifically between two straight males without any lube. Pork Barreling is normally done when you have a bro crush on someone and they betray you, e only way to save the friendship is to hatefully Pork Barrel.

Scott, "Hey did you see Chett and Brad pork barreling in the school bathroom yesterday!"
Skot, "Yeah! I heard their assholes where gushing blood by the end of it!"
Scot' "Jesus I wonder what Brad did?!"

by Fashdag April 3, 2017

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