ass tigers

A condition where painful red pimples appear on the butt cheeks

I looked in the mirror to see what was hurting, and to my horror, it was ASS TIGERS!

by Harry Segal September 10, 2005

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Ass Fuck

Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pussy. She likes to bend over, lift her skirt and beg a man to shove his dick up her tight asshole. She will beg for it hard and moan as she feels his cock ram into her ass. After the man cums in her ass she will often suck his cock as his jizz drips from her ass.

Kathy loves a good, hard, dirty ass fuck. I heard her talking to her friend on the phone. She said she had let 2 of her coworkers fuck her ass just the day before. Kathy said "I bent over and begged for it. One of them made me suck him while the other pumped my poor asshole. They kept calling me a slut and I rubbed my clit while they took turns fucking my ass and face. They both shot huge loads of cum inside me then left me with jizz dripping from my ass. They were right, I am a dirty slut"

by btld August 22, 2007

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Ass Sandwhich

Another name for a shit sandwhich

Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole

by I got you back July 12, 2009

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ass nest

The nest of toilet paper constructed by some people so their ass does not have to touch the toilet seat. Most often found in public restrooms or port-a-potties.

"Joe left his ass nest on the toilet seat again, I had to knock it off with my foot"

by jmcronshaw January 17, 2007

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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

by YAWA March 11, 2019

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