waffle head

n.- a person with a head that when viewed from the side, is oval and elongated.

John F. Kerry has a waffle head.

by Andy Mack July 8, 2005

Nuclear Waffles

Usually means someone who can't get it up, therefore the girl he was planning on screwing walks out. then he gets bugged at work, because the bitch told everyone. That qualifies all his friends as "Nuclear Waffles".

That chick went all Nuclear Waffles me...that bitch!

by purplecheeseballs November 7, 2010

Blue Waffle

A dirty vagina that looks gross. You'll know when you see one. Most likely you would want to through up.

I think that girl has a blue waffle. Don't mess around with her

by Mellow123456 October 13, 2011

Hot Waffle

A sex act where, during a threesome with two other women, a man must get all of his 'man batter' into all of the womens' orifaces.

My husband and I met up with Stephanie last night and boy did he give us a good hot waffle!

by Tallski July 21, 2009

waffle face

In tennis or racquetball, to hit a player in the face with your racquet.

Out of all his tantrums on the tennis court, I wonder if John McEnroe ever gave anyone a waffle face--even the referees.

by RJSchex February 17, 2005

Making Waffles

Making Waffles v.
(God's language... English)
1. To conspire agianst the white man. (see whitie)
2. Opposite of a KKK meeting.
3. To relieve one's self sexually... while conspiring against whitie.
Not to be confused with making pancakes.

"Well you know one time this dude was talking to this chick and they were like dude you know i really really hate whitie and the other one was like yeah whitie sux man. And the other was like damn whities takein all the off-white man's jobs... getin all the off-white man's women... dude i hate whitie.. we should kill whitie.. yeah dude i m really hungry.. i think i m gonna go make some waffles.....

by PIMP MAN 4000 June 20, 2004

soggy waffle

An item of refuse. Used mainly in terms of romance and relationships. A person who has been buttered up and then left standing alone without further indulgence. An unwanted item. A forgotten individual, no matter how delictable or delicious they may be.

He pushed me aside like a soggy waffle.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 5, 2006