Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.
Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.
by BeanBeater3000 September 24, 2019
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Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
by moon&gwangster September 10, 2020
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Iris Wang

A aggressive LG who swears and tries to fight everyone. If you bet $1 when she says "Fuck you" "mate" "dawg" you would be a millionaire. DO NOT TRY TO MESS WITH HER SHE BITES.
Man, that Iris Wang is so aggressive, heard she spat water on Tony other day.
by Bingwongwillabong November 22, 2021
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iris wang

coolest person alive. shes mega cool and the smartest person ever with the best music taste and everything. She will make it on forbes by the age of 20.
"who is the coolest person you know?"
"oh it's gotta be Iris Wang."
by danielkwok283 October 22, 2022
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wang jawn

A spot in the water where waves are large, easily caught, and overall primo. This phrase is mostly used by surfers in south Jersey, in particular, 'The Cove.'
Yo Brozeph, this spot is a wang jawn!

Sucks Broha, this rip-tide is pulling me away from that wang jawn.
by PatMas! May 30, 2007
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Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
by Lu-frog October 22, 2021
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Wang Chung

Newest internet challenge where naked men run through town, trying to hit, or Chung, people with their penis, or Wang.

Mark: everyone get naked, time to Wang Chung tonight

Billy: Our video is sure to go viral.
Joe: What'd you do?
Jim: A bunch of us decided to Wang Chung thru town.
Bob: What's Wang Chung?
Larry: That’s where you get naked and run through town trying to hit someone with your wang.
Anyone want to Wang Chung tonight?

No way, it's too cold.
by Lostboy813 September 16, 2022
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