virgin man

A man who is 18 or older but remains a virgin because of his complete lack of knowledge of how to get laid, even though he is very good looking. This is usually a result of obsession with video games or immaturity.

Why don't you text that girl that would totally get with you?" "Um dude its Call of Duty Double XP weekend..what could be better." "You are a virgin man.

by the.right.girl April 2, 2011

eye virginity

When someone watches people have sex or fornicate, but doesnt participate
you must be a virgin to lose your eye virginity...unless you had sex in the dark and you couldnt see at all
then.. your eyes would be virgins.

Trevor sat and watched Nick and Rebecca have sex
in doing so he lost his eye virginity

by FerSure January 5, 2009

Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"

by max223 November 19, 2006

Virginity Sex

That special kind of fornication where you let a gay guy with a small penis pop your hymen. It is said to be the equivalent of a spiritual journey, except quicker.

Did you hear? Frannie had Virginity Sex with Paul last night.
She said it hurt like a bitch

by Laddie November 4, 2007

butt virgin

A straight man who is very highly prized in satanic gay communities in both the U.S. and especially Canada - and whose butt hymen is completely intact. If his butt hymen has not been torn yet, then HE'S GOOD TO GO FOR THE HUMAN SACRIFICE!

"I refused his offer of yet another double jaegerbomb as I had already drank ten of them. And, fearful of the way that he kept staring at me, I politely informed him that I was still a butt virgin and that I was going to stay that way!."

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

near virgin

A woman who only had sex one time in her life.

That girl was a near virgin until I got a hold of her

by GI Bro July 6, 2004

Dutch Virgin

Sexual position involving Missionary Position, but where the female closes her legs after insertion, and the male straddles them and clamps them shut as he thrusts. Useful when the female has a loose vagina. Recommended as best with females having a prominent mons.

Man, that chick was so slack, the dutch virgin was the only way I could get her off.

by FallsInTheRiver July 20, 2009