Eastern Michigan University

A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.

Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.

School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"

EMU Grad: "Sweet!"

by EMUROX August 22, 2011

Lamar University

A four-year college in Beaumont, Texas, with practically no admissions standards. The student body is diverse, made up of redneck guys, ghetto thugs, ho's and trailer trash bitches. The University offers a wide variety of degrees but everything is a joke but engineering. It is mainly a commuter school and all of the sports suck and no one shows up to the games. Although it is a four-year school, most students take at least six years to get their degrees.

Man, you didn't get in to UT? That's okay, there's always Lamar University

by Chuck E. Woods January 23, 2011

washington state university

washington state university...
*Cougar Football Saturday!
*Greek Row!
*Number One Mascot Of The Year!
*Hottest Girls In The Pac 10!
*Pullman Is Like Disneyland!!!!!
*The Coug!
*Wayyyy Better Than University Of Washington!
*Munchyz Hot Dogs!
*Snowball Fights!
*Cliffs!
*Hott Boys!
*Basketball 06 And O7!! Yeah Bitches!
*Busch Light, Franzia, And Monarch!
*Cougar Fans!
*Martin Stadium!
*Better Than The Huskies! :)

"fight fight fight for washington state! ..."

washington state university is bomb.com

by $#^#%yf June 25, 2007

Ateneo de Manila University

Top University in the Philippines in the year 2008.

Located along Katipunan and is beside two other universities: Miriam College and University of the Philippines.

Ateneo de Manila University is where I hatch my secret plans.

Ateneo de Manila University is where ATE ALMA works as a photocopier.

by Aga pito March 9, 2009

Universe

This word can not yet be deeply defined by anyone, that is the purpose of life.

You'll never be able to define Universe

by Skott October 15, 2004

University of Birmingham

One of the most prestigious universities in the Midlands area of the UK and in the UK in general. Once home to great minds such as Neville Chamberlain and former UN weapons inspector David Kelly.

Sexy University of Birmingham student: Hey!

Nerdy Aston/Birmingham City/Warwick student: Runs away!

by MokoMojo! October 1, 2008

villanova university

a private university where academics come second only to looking good. Girls are gorgeous, guys are bangin. students live off their parents, but how else do you expect them to go tanning, shop at saks, or put gas in the little bmw?

"i heard he's the next brad pitt"
"oh, he must got to villanova"

by novabeauty May 14, 2005