Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

Ultima Horny

A feeling that could be described as the ultimate Combination of Horny and Heart Horny which is felt when seeing or thinking about someone you deeply care about. It pretty much means you want to hug and cuddle someone while fucking the shit out of them at the same time. So horny but with a very emotional element to it. The main issue with this state of emotion is that it can not be easily resolved by Masturbation or Cuddling alone. Recommended solution would be to cuddlefuck which is honestly pretty self explanatory.

"Dude, I´m so Ultima Horny right now."
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"

by ZickZackZICKZACK May 25, 2019

ultraschoolphobia

Ultraschoolphobia is extreme-not fear-but boredom

teacher:who here has ultraschoolphobia?
kid who has ultraschoolphobia:Me.
kid who has ultraschoolphobia:*dies*

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 August 2, 2019

Ultimate Milkshake

puke

Yooo boys sally and I had a ultimate milkshake last night ;)

by @yert August 3, 2019

Ultra-flaccid

When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?

Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?

Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid

by unbornpotato August 7, 2019

Ultinormie

Ultinormie - a person who all the sudden is crazy about smash ultimate and will not stop praising the game. they freak out whenever someone is announced for smash ultimate but never talks about announcements for any other games ( example - e3 - 2019) they always talk about how they "started" on melee when they were 5 or some dumb fucking age like that (because a 5 year old somehow is able to play a game that requires a lot of planning, memory, timing and strats?). whenever you are at their house or they are allowed to bring a system with them, they always have smash with them and nothing else. they act like a real nintendo fan but in reality they are a normie and the only franchise they've played is mario and their earliest console they own is a wii u

you: hey, Ultinormie what are you excited for in 2019!

Ultinormie: bAnJO kAZOoiE

by g0rd0n_freeman September 3, 2019

Ultimate Bread Sandwich

A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.

I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.

by Onetooththree September 29, 2019