by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009
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Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 3, 2010
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when you think you see something in the corner of your eye that scares the shit out of you, but nothings there.
while i was talking to my friend, i saw something in the corner of my eye and i was terid because nothing was there when i looked.
by paranoidinsomniac February 12, 2018
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Get the tridzo mug.when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You got your period back dammit!
by kritio January 20, 2009
Get the crimson turd mug.I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
by J. Lodes October 10, 2006
Get the Turd Eater mug.The fear of the number 13. Anything involving 13 is considered frightening. This is used many times to refer to the class of 2013, seeing as it is the best and feared by all the rest.
The class of 2013 scares me because I've never seen any class that amazing; I must have tridecaphobia.
by CLASS of oh one three lovaaaa. November 13, 2011
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