If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

tree tree

the most wonderful female in the world...

i love my tree tree more than words can describe

by jake December 9, 2003

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover February 13, 2007

tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)

Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.

by DKB May 9, 2006

tree vag

When a Vagina is braided and very hairy so it looks like a tree

Dude i was getting kinky with this girl and when she ripped off her pants she had a big tree vag

by Garrett Wilkinson June 23, 2006

jumping tree

A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.

person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Dollar Tree Hoe

a female that does anything for a dollar

ashely:Did you hear that Shannon was a dollar tree hoe
karri: Yea and I also heard that she is headjobs for a dollar!!!

by S.Ware January 29, 2009